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THE REAL
BELUGA

Created by Mayank Sharma (THE REAL BELUGA)

I turn caffeine into code legacy debt.

$ whoami

  • Full Stack Dev (I can center a div AND crash a database).
  • AI Enthusiast (I write prompts and pretend it's engineering).
  • Cloud Architect (I build things that cost $200/day to idle).
  • Professional Googler (StackOverflow is my co-pilot).

* Terms and conditions: I am not responsible if my code gains sentience and deletes your production data.

Agentic AI •Machine Learning •Mobile Dev •Web Dev •DevOps •Automation •Sleep Deprivation •Centering Divs •Breaking Prod •Google Fu •StackOverflow Copy-Paste •Turning It Off & On Again •Agentic AI •Machine Learning •Mobile Dev •Web Dev •DevOps •Automation •Sleep Deprivation •Centering Divs •Breaking Prod •Google Fu •StackOverflow Copy-Paste •Turning It Off & On Again •Agentic AI •Machine Learning •Mobile Dev •Web Dev •DevOps •Automation •Sleep Deprivation •Centering Divs •Breaking Prod •Google Fu •StackOverflow Copy-Paste •Turning It Off & On Again •

Empire of Dirt Code

Things I built instead of going to therapy.

Crackalot.co

Resume builder, cover letters, interview prep.

$ comment: Helping you gaslight recruiters professionally.

ROAST: Because your actual skills aren't getting you hired.

SaaS Info

Promoting Micro SaaS products.

$ comment: A directory for products nobody asked for.

ROAST: Where 'Hello World' apps go to die.

Site Sentinel

Security project fetching domain records.

$ comment: Stalking DNS records because I have no hobbies.

ROAST: It's not 'hacking', it's just 'reading public data very aggressively'.

LazyCall.io

Automatic calling AI agent.

$ comment: Automating human interaction because people exceed my RAM.

ROAST: For when you want to annoy leads at scale.

AdWithChatGPT

SEO, Geo, AIO agent services.

$ comment: Using AI to game Google's AI. It's stupider than it sounds.

ROAST: SEO: Snake Oil Optimization.

Tinder Maker Yojna

Automated dating application helper.

$ comment: Government subsidies for getting no play?

ROAST: Because your personality needs a backend update.

Job Dhundho Yojna

Job finding automation.

$ comment: Applying to 500 jobs to get rejected by 501.

ROAST: The definition of insanity is applying via Workday twice.

ExtinctBook.com (Coming Soon)

Accounting & Ledger App. Currently absolute vaporware.

$ comment: It's not 'missing features', it's 'pre-alpha minimalism'.

ROAST: Currently existing only in my VS Code and my dreams.

VibeLeet

The coding platform for developers who care more about the aesthetic than the actual solution.

$ comment: Finally, a way to fail LeetCode with absolute style and zero stress.

ROAST: Optimized for maximum vibes and minimum efficiency. Because O(n) is just a suggestion.

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